Coffee Shop Hero

I sure do love working at the coffee shop!  It’s the perfect place for a guy like me.  Other people with my “abilities” would rather be out there fighting crime, saving people, or hell maybe they’re the ones causing all the trouble in the first place!  I don’t know.  All I do know is that I’m not cut out for any of that.  I’m bred for making coffee, and damn am I good at it. 

            You see, my “super power” is telekinesis.  It makes it pretty easy to run the coffee shop on my own.  It actually makes a lot of things pretty easy now that I think of it.  Like this one day I had a group of really strange customers.  I think one of them was sick because he was all green, and another must have been handicapped because he wore this big mechanical suit to get around.  The other guy was just dressed really weird, like he was some god or something.  He also wouldn’t let go of that hammer.  Anyways, so these characters come in and totally start ordering up everything on the menu.  How is one guy supposed to take on that kind of order!?  Well I’m not your ordinary friendly neighborhood…  barista?  I don’t know, but I managed of course and got their order done in record time!  The kicker was right when it was done some loony guy wearing a flag barged into the shop and yelled at them to go and assemble somewhere, so they all ran out without paying!  How rude, right?

            Now that I think about it, things like this happen almost every day.  I really need to consider moving.  There are way too many weirdoes in this town.  Can’t a guy just telekinetically make some coffee in peace?  Then to top it all off, some new business moved in next door.  I don’t know what that guy does, but he’s up all hours of the night driving in and out of there with his stupid looking black car.  That thing is so loud!  I guess I can’t complain though.  He’s one of my best customers.  I just don’t really understand why he turned that nice piece of real estate into a cave.

            In other news, I heard some real big time super heroes were going to be in town.  Man that would be cool to meet one of those guys!  I just hope they keep their business away from my shop!  I can’t afford to have anything happen to my precious little hole in the wall.  Wherever those heroes go, trouble follows.